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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Sep 2012 at 09:22
When you go to the Zoo and start giving all the animals values in Gold for their furs!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Sep 2012 at 09:50
Originally posted by Llyorn Of Jaensch Llyorn Of Jaensch wrote:

.........When you know the line following 'APRICOTS!'

Nah, then you're just an OLD OLD player. Ancient, even. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Sep 2012 at 10:12
... when you take the salt dispenser, set fire to it while poring it over your knife and adding some ice from the freezer to create a s piked sword.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Sep 2012 at 11:26
... when you spend your "alone-time" on the loo writing up different answers to messages you've recieved in your Illy mailbox.
I speak peace, but carry a war axe.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Sep 2012 at 13:25
You aren't killing the rats in your house because you want them to grow into a legion so you can harvest more hides 
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[08:34]<Rill> when you've just had part of your brain taken out, you lack a certain amount of credibility
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Sep 2012 at 14:39
you are triming your hedges and have to run indoors to see if Audrey is beating again.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Sep 2012 at 15:30
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Sep 2012 at 17:10
...you want to create your own vegetable patch and clay pit in your garden, so you can receive a tax break.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Sep 2012 at 20:25
When thinking about home security,  constructing a mage tower comes to mind.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Sep 2012 at 20:34
When you can pronounce the name. 

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