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Sir Bradly 
Forum Warrior
Joined: 12 Sep 2012
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 228 |
 Posted: 31 Jul 2013 at 04:33 |
I want to congratulate Myr on her success with ~NS~. The alliance is very vibrant and exciting. Great players enthusiastic about learning about all facets of the game especially the nuances of military.
Keep up the good work.
Good luck to both NS and TVM as they battle the "war of walls"
SB
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Halcyon
Forum Warrior
Joined: 17 Aug 2012
Location: Israel
Status: Offline
Points: 360 |
Posted: 31 Jul 2013 at 06:37 |
It appears that some of these guys are playing chess against themselves
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Myr
Forum Warrior
Joined: 26 May 2011
Location: Orlando, FL
Status: Offline
Points: 437 |
Posted: 31 Jul 2013 at 11:58 |
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Considering Trivium is all cuddled up in the NE like a cage full of hamsters at nap time and my alliance is mostly still in their spawn spots, I think we are kicking butt. The only city under serious threat happens to be in the middle of your little cuddle-fest.
Edited by Myr - 31 Jul 2013 at 12:01
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Evae
Greenhorn
Joined: 25 Jul 2013
Location: California
Status: Offline
Points: 86 |
Posted: 31 Jul 2013 at 21:31 |
Posted on behalf of Skint Jagblade, the Captain of Cavemen, heir apparent to Colonel Sanders, and herder of Night Squire cats.
 Skint Jagblade wrote:
Hager wrote:
Myr sorry but I have not seen any real attacks from NS outside of thieves and magic. We finally have rams and have a siege in play, time for cities to start dropping |
Not be sorry, Hager boss! It good that TVM not see real attacks. That mean nobody am notice ~NS~ armies yet. Please keep laugh at spell and steal, while we haul up smash and steel!
Hager am orc-smart for attack much smaller Osyazet in Ursor. That impressive for pot-belly dwarf. Most pink-skin are not know that brave is for stupid. Also smart for get other big TVM players for fight against tiny-Osy. Jagblade did get lots laugh for how many times pretend-mighty TVM players failed at Two Mountain siege. Skint thought he are leading training alliance of n00bs, but so am Hager!
Lots cave-hiders think that honor am important to Artefores, so Jagblade admire Hager for think like Parvacone. Him almost yellow-brave like Bonfyr Verboo. Daring pink-skin are attack a 1000 pop n00b with 1000 knight. That good tactical think! Tiny n00b Evae no can fight back. Kill her good! But Jagblade am curious about technicality... when Hager-boss say "real attack", do him mean attack tiny n00b? Sometimes little player stab rat or wild dog, am that Real Attack too?
Or am Real Attack for Jagblade dinner guests? Skint see 3 armies come to dinner at Kobold Hole. But Bonfyr, Skint kobold am now disappoint! Have scout two Verboo cities, and armies am only have 1 soldier! Why silly Bonfyr send joke army? Twice! How Skint am to level up him commander if Bonfyr Verboo am not brave enough to send real army? Next time no-brave Trivium big shots send 2000 knights to Skint. Stew pots low on horse meat. Can hear chainmail rings and stirrup rattle in pot bottom. Help Skint help you! Reduce knight population make big gold for Bonfyr and Hager. Reduce knight population make good stew for Skint! Nobody lose except knights, and knights not yellow-smart like tricksy TVM bosses. Knights am brave-dumb. So send Skint presents! Jagblade are mighty 2000 pop kobold, twice as big as Evae, so be sure send extra knight so be safe.
TVM big bosses not worry about hungry little kobold. Skint am already launch him first siege. Jagblade am lead it personally! Clever kobold was much inspire by how big TVM players gang up on little Osy. But ~NS~ players hungry, want bigger kill. You see Skint siege notice soon, tricksy pink Hager! Be sure send lots packsmen to die on points of kobold spears. Bonfyr can send Skint chariot to burn under stew pots, too.
Now if chub-dwarf and yellow-man are excuse kobold Skint, it time for him launch more thieves, arsonist and nasty magic.
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Evae
Greenhorn
Joined: 25 Jul 2013
Location: California
Status: Offline
Points: 86 |
Posted: 31 Jul 2013 at 21:51 |
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Jeez, Bonfyr thank-you for the honor of sending 1,000 of your best knights against my fledgling town of 1,000. NS must look pretty frightening to you north-eastern dwellers. Maybe you have had too easy a time recently, not seen enough action. I surmise that your TVM troops are so fat and lazy that they can only just waddle around the neighborhood and down as far as Middle Kingdom before exhausting themselves and having to stop for a few more beers and dinner. By the time you even THINK about heading into our Arran region you can only muster ONE charioteer?! Maybe a little remedial work-out training is in order, eh? Get your troops buffed up, it may come in handy.
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CampusGator
New Poster
Joined: 02 Dec 2012
Location: Ohio, USA
Status: Offline
Points: 35 |
Posted: 31 Jul 2013 at 22:02 |
So I've tried explaining the War of the Walls to a coworker (programmer) who likes gaming. He drew this on the whiteboard. I, being the project manager, had to correct him before development progressed too far. "Clearly you weren't listening, I said we only use battering rams". His only response... "I like catapults"
I so wish I could recruit him!
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Myr
Forum Warrior
Joined: 26 May 2011
Location: Orlando, FL
Status: Offline
Points: 437 |
Posted: 01 Aug 2013 at 00:31 |
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Can anyone translate Orc?
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Hager
Greenhorn
Joined: 05 Feb 2013
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 54 |
Posted: 01 Aug 2013 at 13:53 |
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Sorry Skint
Dwarves are trained to win battles and wars not line our stew pots with bloody saddles and horseguts. Right now we are wandering the streets of Two mountains after passing through the holes in the walls we finished knocking down. After a farewell feast from the people there we will pack up the rams and head to the next target
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abstractdream
Postmaster General
Joined: 02 Oct 2011
Location: Oarnamly
Status: Offline
Points: 1857 |
Posted: 01 Aug 2013 at 14:18 |
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BV sez: He said y'all are doing the best you can and that TVM should stop building and disband our armies to help out.
'force sez: As far as I can tell, he said TLC...ummm, TNA?, something...is targeting newbs. They've been sending their oversized armies into small, mostly defenseless towns. They've been slaughtering, from the backs of their horses the few volunteer militias that do attempt a stand and looting whatever valuable goods they find. All this instead of going after the members of NS who can defend themselves. It is a strategy one would expect of barbarians.
I would add that I don't blame a ruler with over 150,000 citizens stomping on a neighbor with less than 30,000 people in the entire kingdom but having his teammates pile on too seems a bit much to me.
BV sez: Are you kidding me? I gather you'd prefer we let you approve our plans, inspect our armies and supply your military with weapons, armor and mounts? No one said war was fair. If it were, it would be a game of checkers. Suck it up, we're out of cheese.
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Bonfyr Verboo
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Starry
Postmaster
Joined: 20 Mar 2010
Location: California
Status: Offline
Points: 612 |
Posted: 02 Aug 2013 at 00:58 |
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Kudos and good luck to all, this is a great idea for a fun war!!
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