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The Order of the Trout… We need to start from the beginning!

So dear old me, Taron (That’s who Me is), noticed one day in his little stroll to Global Chat (It just became more popular then cause it use to not be easy to find when first starting to play, until the GMs made it easy. Hooray!) I met Manannan. Future Grand Master of The Order of the Trout.

Manannan was a small little guy at the time (Don’t kill me for saying that master!), but a very brave person. I would be on my rants about the Cave of Mysterious Cacti, (Who’s Leader will remain unknown!), about the great cacti! Little Manannan at the time was brave enough to ‘slap’ a very important member of the Cave of Mysterious Cacti with a trout. Thus starting the top secret (not revealed tell now!) Cacti Trout War! This was the least bloody war of all in the Land of Illyriad. The Cave of Mysterious Cacti started creating a toxic arsenal of cacti weapons, While the Trout’s prepared for the heat. While the cacti soldiers created this deadly toxic cacti weapon, a discovery was found, making the soldiers happy and less angry towards the Trout members. If the Trout learned, they could have easily put the cacti army into submission, but while the cacti soldiers where off “working” on making a cacti army with toxic weapons, the Trout master Manannan created a massive strong hold. The war subsided, when there was very little trout slapping cause the All Powerful Leader of The Cacti was “working” very hard (Also known as ‘away from Illyriad’).

Then The Leader of the Cave of Mysterious Cacti returned, still experimenting with the powerful toxin, realizing this Leader of Trout’s Manannan has created himself, becoming bigger than The Leader of the Cave of Mysterious Cacti. Eventually after the Valor conflict and Black and White war, both the Trout’s and Cacti realized they were almost the same as each other, ending the war, and creating a un official top secret truce between The Cave of Mysterious Cacti and Trout’s.

After the Truce, The Cave of Mysterious Cacti became isolated again and returned to being a secret society of unknown members of great secrecy, never to be discovered.

Then me (that means Taron, me, the important guy here), watched a war come between two alliances (which will remain unknown but one dealt with Norse mythology and the other with a road that was long). Which later this war subsided, and shortly after another war erupted (remaining unknown as well but one is with carbonized iron and the other with crusaders that come out at night). This war as well subsides almost instantly when a critical event happened.

Thus later, the creation of The Order of the Trout! A superior order then I (Taron the important person) has ever seen (but no way superior then that top secret cave....). The Order of the Trout then made itself know. Manannan then started being all fancy wancy, creating an elite order with very important, trustworthy, strong, brave, intellect, people that he knows and trust in the world of Illyriad that he slowly is letting grow.

Growing for what? To finally take out and find The Cave of Mysterious Cacti! Which of course this will never happen because The Order has been infiltrated.... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The Cave of Mysterious Cacti will prevail!