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    Posted: 05 Sep 2013 at 15:28
Due to the recent increase in the harvesting of elf ears by a Certain Unnamed Orc *cough cough - banisdead - cough cough* - I have decided to reveal his greatest secret! He is a spandex wearing Orc! That's right people - SPANDEX - all colors of the rainbow! Day and night! He never leaves home without it! 
He will tell you it is because he loves spandex , however I believe he just wants to look skinnier (like an elf) and wears it for that reason ! 
His assertions to the contrary are currently falling on deaf ears as we Elves are in the process of re-growing them. Till he returns our beloved ears and publicly admits he loves spandex - we will continue this war of words! 


( ha ha ha ha ha ha - NEVER dare an elf to do something - they just might do it Banis )  


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Points: 17 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Sep 2013 at 15:32
I believe this needs a dance off.
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Points: 2042 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Sep 2013 at 15:40
Wait.... Does this mean he's a superhero Orc?
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Points: 93 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Sep 2013 at 15:43
Rob - there can be no dance off as we elves  cannot hear the music due to the harvesting of our ears by that Spandex wearing Orc! 
Nevertheless, we shall prevail !!! 
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How dare you besmirch my good name Ash!!!  The truth of the matter is Ash is jealous of my spandex look and knows she couldn't pull it off.  I will return the ears once I have a public apology!

http://adventuretime.wikia.com/wiki/These_Lumps?file=Adventure_time_these_lumps_by_the_candy_girls

Luna, Orks are generally super, I'm super super! elfs are supper...


Edited by bansisdead - 05 Sep 2013 at 15:46
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Rofl Banis!!! take a look at my profile you silly bean Orc!!!! I can pull off A shapeshifter look ! Given that, I can make spandex look good whereas you just well , dude no! ! Go flaunt those bright pink spandex pants somewhere else ! AND GIVE ME BACK MY EARS! Oh and you might want to tuck in tha back hair - it is showing :P 
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Points: 17 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Sep 2013 at 15:57
Ash: you can dance without hearing the music, just flail around wildly.
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/me removes spandex smoking jacket and dons his spandex forum war jacket.

The spandex gloves are off


Edited by bansisdead - 05 Sep 2013 at 16:06
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Ohhh you threw down the spandex gaunlet?? BRING IT ON!! 
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This ork looks fiiiiine as,see for yourself!

http://moblog.net/media/m/i/n/minkey/spandex-2.jpg
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