The Great Maths War to end all Wars

[12:50]<Pellinell> you mean the land claim war in bl ?

[12:51]<Martilicious> Nope Pelli, more important than the land claim war

[12:51]<Martilicious> I am starting the war to end all wars

[12:51]<Pellinell> oooo fun

[12:52]<Pellinell> can i take part

[12:52]<Martilicious> of course

[12:52]<Martilicious> the war is the MATHS war

[12:52]<The Faceless One> The Math(s) war!

[12:52]<Pellinell> awesome

[12:52]<The Faceless One> Pell is on our side.

[12:52]<Pellinell> can i siege arte ??

[12:52]*Sir Edwin quietly replaces Martilicious' sword with a cricket bat.

[12:52]<Martilicious> hmm, is he?

[12:53]<Martilicious> I shall win the war with my skill, cunning and calculator

[12:53]<Pellinell> lol

[12:53]<Curmudgeon> *skills

[12:53]<Martilicious> my skill is all encompassing

[12:53]<DePaul> you have the right angle Marti?

[12:53]<DePaul> You're so acute

[12:54]<Karl Aegis> that was me

[12:55]<Sir Edwin> Surely if it's a maths war then both sides will always be equal?

[12:55]<Martilicious> hmm

[12:55]<Martilicious> Good point Sir E

[12:55]<Martilicious> could be a log war then....

[12:55]<Martilicious> hehehe

[12:55]<Mistery> sounds more like a Debit/Credit war to me

[12:56]<Sir Edwin> Ratio wars! The golden ratio might not win, but it's the most beautiful.

[12:56]<Karl Aegis> Derivative Matrix war, please.

[12:56]<The Faceless One> All armies in the math war with imaginary troops must be called "i"

[12:56]<Sa'Belle> If there's going to be a Debit/Credit war then someone better start paying me

[12:56]<Sa'Belle> Cos that's work hours talk only

[12:56]<Martilicious> mine are called pi

[12:56]<Martilicious> they are infinite

[12:56]<Mistery> but I am at work

[12:56]<DePaul> so only a little more than 3 troops per division?

[12:57]<hanable> all troops in the math war will have 4x4s not horses

[12:57]<danua> mine are the irrational troops, i send em in amounts of sqrt(2), sqrt(3)....

[12:57]<The Faceless One> I'd think they'd all have 3.1415926535 troops in them.

[12:57]<DePaul> exactly, a little more than 3

[12:57]<Martilicious> infinite (see above)

[12:57]<DePaul> decimals are important

[12:57]<danua> what about the infinitesimal troops?

[12:58]<hanable> will the battles be reacuring

[12:58]<Martilicious> they're all mine

[12:58]<DePaul> move it just one spot and my paycheck either looks REALY good or REALLY not

[12:58]<The Faceless One> Are you trying to make a point, marti?

[12:58]<The Faceless One> Because it didn't graph my attention if you did.

[12:58]<DePaul> she was being obtuse

[12:59]<Martilicious> *wonders how long DP had that one waiting

[12:59]<Martilicious> *cos it ewasepic

[12:59]<Martilicious> was epic

[13:00]<The Faceless One> Hmm... marti is a member of SIN...

[13:00]<DePaul> better than COS

[13:00]<The Faceless One> That's an odd tangent to go off on DP

[13:00]<DePaul> but the reciprocal is brilliant

[13:01]<hanable> big words hurt my crainium

[13:01]<AJJ> psst, DePAul...

[13:01]<DePaul> yes?

[13:01]<The Faceless One> It's probably cosecant think of any puns to say.

[13:01]<AJJ> *whispers* I can see your TAN lines...

[13:01]<Martilicious> Pelli probably reversed out, fast

[13:02]<DePaul> let's get back to a common denominator

[13:02]<Curmudgeon> That'd be a sin.

[13:03]<DePaul> Marti's epic war will surely divide us all

[13:03]<Martilicious> er, minus the random extra letter

[13:03]<Adrasteia> You don't want Pelli involved anyway. He'd just siege it.

[13:03]<AJJ> Not if we expand the brackets of our minds o.O

[13:03]<Martilicious> One War to end All Wars

[13:03]<Curmudgeon> Somebody should keep a log.

[13:03]<Martilicious> Pelli would add to the power ?

[13:03]<hanable> look on the plus side it might not be a negative outcome

[13:04]<DePaul> exponentially?

[13:04]<The Faceless One> I will save a log, a rhythmic quality is emerging which I find really interesting.

[13:05]<ALyon> Too many Illyrians go off on a tangent

[13:05]<The Faceless One> Too late, you missed the prime time to say that one Alyon.

[13:05]<ALyon> alright TFO -- I'll leave and make pie then

[13:06]<AJJ> Alyon needs to do a 180 and scroll up

[13:06]<Sir Edwin> In a Tangent away from the idea of war; does anyone want to Sine peace declarations? We'll also need someone to Cosine.

[13:06]<DePaul> I need to multiply my coffee intake

[13:07]<Martilicious> *trying to think how to get differential equations into the covo*

[13:07]<The Faceless One> You have to differentiate between what's been said and what hasn't.

[13:07]<DePaul> then equate the two

[13:07]*Elfs Bane raises his cup of coffee and salutes GC

[13:07]<Elfs Bane> morning everyone

[13:07]<Liliana> This conversation is fabulous

[13:07]<AJJ> And try not to get confused by the tessalation of puns

[13:08]<Deadwrong> good morning to you as well

[13:08]<AJJ> Hello, Bane!

[13:08]<AJJ> You are a welcome addition to the mathematical conversation

[13:08]<Martilicious> + 3.141 Sir Edwin

[13:08]<danua> this tesseract of puns?

[13:09]<Snorri> With all this going on how do you function?

[13:09]<The Faceless One> From our keyboard pen rose something amazing.

[13:09]<DePaul> well played

[13:09]<hanable> this game has its ups and downs but i think i may be converted

[13:09]*The Faceless One is getting too subtle in his puns, I doubt anyone got that one.

[13:09]<danua> the real problem is drinking and deriving

[13:10]<DePaul> e have to renumerate this to the GMs

[13:10]<Martilicious> I just reverted to the standard 'lol'

[13:10]<DePaul> we*

[13:10]<Liliana> refined, TFO. That's the word you're looking for

[13:10]<The Faceless One> It's en-tiley possible I am wrong though.

[13:10]<AJJ> I wonder how we'll sum it all up...

[13:11]<AJJ> the conversation is taking up a large area

[13:11]<Elfs Bane> back to square 1 i see

[13:11]<hanable> with a positive atitude ajj

[13:11]<The Faceless One> We might have to integrate a wider variety of subject matter.

[13:11]<Snorri> always integral to life

[13:11]<Keir> this convo is having negative effects on my brain

[13:12]<Snorri> and my imaginary self

[13:12]<AJJ> I'm sure it has an explicit function

[13:12]<DePaul> everyone has something to add

[13:12]<danua> the puns here are the limit of the function x divided by n , where n goes to zero

[13:12]<Martilicious> it's having negative effects on my life lol, I cannot stop laughing

[13:12]<Keir> Times, a changing

[13:12]<DePaul> just don't PI yourself laughing

[13:13]<The Faceless One> Y would you Xpect anything different, marti?

[13:13]<The Faceless One> All I axis for a few more good puns.

[13:14]<AJJ> Trying not to fose my locus

[13:14]<Elfs Bane> you should expand your radius then TFO

[13:14]<Martilicious> *thanks the heavens for someone rescuing me from chat comedy and awesomeness*

[13:14]<The Faceless One> I hope I can derive a few more.

[13:14]<hanable> you just cantalever it alone

[13:14]<AJJ> resorting to spoonerisms is a true sign of desperation haha

[13:14]<DePaul> Nope we're back on the chart

[13:15]<AJJ> We shall run out of puns soon, in all probability

[13:15]<danua> stop with the hyperbola, then AJJ

[13:15]<AJJ> I'm trying not to be too recursive!

[13:15]<Keir> stop stretching the truth

[13:16]<AJJ> There is much more to me beneath the surface

[13:16]*The Faceless One gives marti an anvil made out of lead and leaves

[13:17]<DePaul> an anvil made of leaves?

[13:17]<Snorri> The faceless one has acheived entropy!!

[13:17]<Curmudgeon> mead and leaves woulda been better.

[13:17]<Martilicious> yeah, the leaves kinda add an eco aspect

[13:18]<DePaul> I was trying to get circumference in here, but couldn't. Sorry Marti, I failed.

[13:18]<Martilicious> I was trying to start a war and we got total comedy

[13:18]<Martilicious> and awesomeness

[13:18]<DePaul> like most wars

[13:19]<Martilicious> i shall have to restart my warmongering tomorrow

[13:20]<Martilicious> the great MATHS war

[13:20]<hanable> marti start a speelling war

[13:20]<Martilicious> MATHS will dominate the math minority

[13:20]<Elfs Bane> i think i ll stay out of anythign that has to do with maths

[13:20]<Martilicious> maths first, spelling next

[13:21]<Karl Aegis> Maths, who needs it?

[13:21]<Martilicious> You

[13:21]*Keir pledges his self to the maths cause

[13:21]*DePaul pours Marti a glass of wine

[13:21]<Martilicious> yay! result!

[13:21]<Karl Aegis> Maths must be the key to beam weaponry

[13:21]<Martilicious> yup

[13:21]<Elfs Bane> lets change the song .... Maths what is it goof for!

[13:21]<Elfs Bane> absolutely nothing!

[13:22]<

Elfs Bane> good*

[13:22]<Martilicious> maths beats math, every time

[13:22]<Snorri> I hear it is applicable to Physics?

[13:22]<Karl Aegis> Watch out for non-Euclidean calculus, though. that way leads to madness

[13:23]<Martilicious> whatever, I will win

[13:23]<Snorri> yes, it is hard to get into that space

[13:24]<Snorri> relatively speaking that is

[13:24]<hanable> space theres nothing in it

[13:24]<Snorri> That was my line

[13:24]<Karl Aegis> we're all in space right now

[13:24]<Martilicious> omg, how am i breathing?

[13:24]<Snorri> and you're point?

[13:24]<hanable> mind the gap hehe

[13:25]*Karl Aegis is the point.

Excellent... my plan is in motion...

I'm sure someone will work it out.