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Points: 723 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 06:11
they die to quickly
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Points: 432 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 07:12

anyway...this orc didnt die so quickly and his name was......BOB...
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Points: 281 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 07:16
His name was Bob - but that was only the short form of Borisjelski Olgarjewitch Budarajov
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Points: 723 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 07:32
better known in his area as "hates your guts B.O.B" or as "the raw meat muncher ogre"
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Points: 6903 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 07:57
So the intrepid maiden was checking her orc traps and came upon  Borisjelski Olgarjewitch Budarajov, and she was overjoyed.
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Points: 281 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 12:21
But he was not really into Elven women and not into women in general - more clinging to other proud and hot Orcish warriors. But it happened that time his twin brother was visiting.
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Points: 257 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 17:09
who wasn't handsome by any standards, but the elven maiden was getting desperate.
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Points: 131 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 18:17
bob notices the elf maiden approaching ,wearing her most seductive cloths, and says "come any closer i will gut you ELF"
whats happened to the world? if intelegent life came to earth is RL would they consider us intelligent or not? probably not!!!!
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Points: 89 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 19:57
And using her best seductive voice, the elf maiden said, "Really, I must confess, I've always wanted to find myself hoisted on an orc's spear..." 
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Points: 72 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 20:48
So the Orc pulled out his spear and impaled the sensual elven maid.
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