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Kumomoto 
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Joined: 19 Oct 2009
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Points: 2224 |
 Posted: 05 Jun 2013 at 18:56 |
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The definition of an educated Ork is one who knows how to use a doorknob...
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bansisdead
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Joined: 08 Jan 2012
Location: UK
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Points: 609 |
Posted: 05 Jun 2013 at 19:05 |
 Kumomoto wrote:
The definition of an educated Ork is one who knows how to use a doorknob... |
An educated ork is also an Orkymoron.
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Jane DarkMagic
Postmaster
Joined: 10 Sep 2011
Location: Tennessee
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Points: 554 |
Posted: 06 Jun 2013 at 01:12 |
bansisdead wrote:
Kumomoto wrote:
The definition of an educated Ork is one who knows how to use a doorknob... |
An educated ork is also an Orkymoron.
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WORST PUN EVER
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Ashtar
Greenhorn
Joined: 12 Oct 2011
Status: Offline
Points: 93 |
Posted: 06 Jun 2013 at 06:52 |
Bansisdead - very well my Orc Brother - never let it be said I failed you. Here is the first preview of page one of the Orc Handbook.
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Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect for the teacher. -
Buddha
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Kale
Greenhorn
Joined: 27 Aug 2011
Status: Offline
Points: 58 |
Posted: 06 Jun 2013 at 09:51 |
Ashtar wrote:
Bansisdead - very well my Orc Brother - never let it be said I failed you. Here is the first preview of page one of the Orc Handbook.
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HA!
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Gragnog
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Joined: 28 Nov 2011
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Points: 598 |
Posted: 06 Jun 2013 at 10:21 |
bansisdead wrote:
Kumomoto wrote:
The definition of an educated Ork is one who knows how to use a doorknob... |
An educated ork is also an Orkymoron.
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An educated orc is called an elf. Same pointy ears, just less bloodthirsty and more refined in public.
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Kaggen is my human half
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Ossian
Forum Warrior
Joined: 12 Oct 2010
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Points: 456 |
Posted: 06 Jun 2013 at 12:53 |
Every Orc knows that elves cannot swim, right. After all, that's why the Lady of the Lake has been stuck in that pool for thousands of years. So, all Orc shipping to the Broken Lands must now carry the following sign.
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Aral
Forum Warrior
Joined: 20 Sep 2012
Status: Offline
Points: 205 |
Posted: 06 Jun 2013 at 22:16 |
Jane DarkMagic wrote:
bansisdead wrote:
Kumomoto wrote:
The definition of an educated Ork is one who knows how to use a doorknob... |
An educated ork is also an Orkymoron.
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WORST PUN EVER
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What else would you orcspect from an orc?
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Ozymandius
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Joined: 11 Dec 2012
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Points: 21 |
Posted: 12 Jun 2013 at 01:22 |
Very nice handbook. Useful and advised reading for all elves.
As a half-dragon though, I prefer just to roar to earn respect.
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Argrak
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Joined: 11 Jun 2013
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Points: 20 |
Posted: 13 Jun 2013 at 10:47 |
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Though perhaps entertaining in some circles, I find this document perpetuates false and wrongheaded stereotypes about Orcs. I hope you don't mean to disseminate it or try to pass it off as earnest advice, and I would thank you in the future to not find your amusement at the expense of my race.
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