LWO war

Published in Tor Carrock     The Illyriad Free Times.               Issue No. 2

                      An occasional publication for the edification of our readers throughout Elgea.

As we go to press it is believed that the war between LWO (reduced) and BSH continues. Details are somewhat obscure but this paper has been reliably informed that LWO (reduced) do not wish for BSH to continue to trudge all across Elgea to get them and BSH do not wish to continue to trudge all across Elgea to get LWO.

Diplomatic sources also suggest that CoK wish to be paid something by someone for the inconvenience of joining in.

 

Our War correspondent has doubled his efforts to bring you the most interesting and informative insights of this conflict.

 

Down in Lan Larosh he managed to put some questions to the commanders of two opposing infantry units that had been in conflict with each other for several days.

They were Commander Isski Faren-Holtograllshi of the Elvish Seventh Golden Feathered Forest Regiment and Chief Headbasher Grok of the DeathHead Wargroup.

 

Our Correspondent: ” Gentlemen, bearing in mind that you both have now faced each other in conflict and have both seen the dedication and bravery of your opponents, both far from the lands of your births, do you not feel a common bond and respect towards worthy opponents?”

Commander Isski Faren-Holtograllshi: “Soldiers throughout time have pondered on the discomfits of battle and the consequences of their actions”

Chief Headbasher Grok : “Nah”

 Our Correspondent: “Thank you. Following that can you comment on a war that, although involving many nations, factions and races. In essence has brought inconvenience and disruption to a far greater number of non combatants then those involved due to the long range nature of the conflict and that has also amplified the logistical side of military planning then that is normally required?”

Chief Headbasher Grok: “Wot?”

Commander Isski Faren-Holtograllshi : “An interesting question. The physical nature of different conflicts depends to large degree on the underlying politico-diplomatic stresses, rather then the overall military position. Therefore, regardless of the specific or quantitive requirements nesser…”

Our Correspondent: “Err, I’m afraid we have run out of time. Thank you both and I hope both of you have a good day.”

 

In the Vale of Lycerna our man was lucky to find an Orc column as it jogged homeward after a long and successful siege.

Our Correspondent: “Are you pleased to be going home?”

1^st Orc  “Who’s going home?”

2^nd Orc “ What did he say?”

1^st Orc  “Going home”

2^nd Orc  “You’re going home?”

3^rd Orc  “Me? I’m going to war”

1^st Orc  “ I think I am”

3^rd Orc  “What you thinking?”

4^th Orc  “ I don’t think”

2^nd Orc  “ You don’t think your going home?”

4^th Orc   “ No. I think I’m following you”

1^st Orc   “Don’t interrupt me mate….”

3^rd Orc   “You talking to me?”

5^th Orc   “ Oi, mind where your putting that spear!”

At this point our correspondent couldn’t keep up with them and the column gradually disappeared into the distance throwing up a large cloud of dust.

 

About our War Correspondent.

Yalli Ars-Lightfoot is a High Elf who spent many years as a Kings Messenger and thus has a detailed knowledge of the lands of Elgea. He also has that open, friendly, good natured, tactful, understanding yet nosey and inquisitive manner so important for someone who seeks the real story behind the headlines. We are pleased to have him on our staff.  In further issues we will introduce more of our specialist correspondents to you.

 

Update:  In our last edition we reported the comments of a Pikeman from the town of Nafflik while he was on campaign regarding a nearby dwarven High school for girls. He refused to give his name to Yalli on that occasion.

Unfortunately by the time he got back home he had been identified and was met by his wife, her three brothers and his mother-in law. Pikeman Johhn in now recovering in the Nafflik Military Hospital for Serious Wounds.

 

Other News.

Heart of Corruption:  Getting bigger.

Anniversary Tournament:  Now ended.

Trogg trouble again?:  Rumours spread in northern Elgea.

Lost cat found:  Tibbles found on neighbours roof.

 

Gentlemen, I saw many many threads like this in Evony.  I'm also fond of enumerating, so let me lend my expertise to your skruggle.

Yeeeeah.  At this point I think there's so little point in discussing anything with LWO - so little expectation of truth or even of rational conversation - that there's really nothing to be gained by checking this thread, so I won't be doing it from now on.

zolvon wrote: (3) LWO stands for Love World Order, Love is everything good and that's what we attempt to stand for. If 'Black Skull Horde' don't wont to portray themselves as evil then maybe they should change their image. If their intention was to be nasty and horrible then surely they should expect to be targets for the good.