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Greenhorn
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Joined: 27 Aug 2011
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    Posted: 27 Aug 2011 at 05:02

Hail and well met fellow Nobles.

My name is Kale Weathers, of The Colony. We are an alliance based in Mal Motsha and are looking for recruits. If this is of interest to you, and you are already in that region, send me an email! Or if you have not yet moved your city, would you be willing to relocate your city to our area? We are a friendly bunch of experienced and inexperienced players looking for active, team oriented recruits. We offer protection, training, and advancement for you. Take a look at our alliance profile to see if it possibly suits your needs. If you have any questions feel free to send me a message in game. Look forward to hearing from you!


                                                                              Sincerely,

                                                                                           Kale

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Greenhorn
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Points: 58 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Aug 2011 at 21:43
I... have no words.

Also I would like to mention that, as they are our friends, any Orcs seeking an alliance should contact Black Skull Horde rather than The Colony. Orcs and our women (and crappy gnomish beer) do not seem to mix well.


Edited by Kale - 27 Aug 2011 at 21:45
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Joined: 16 Oct 2010
Location: Denmark
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Points: 821 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Aug 2011 at 21:48
Kale I think nvp33 is frustrated that you have chose to take up residense in MM (same region he is trying to claim) and now he's messing with you.

Im in the ballpark at least - might want to send him a letter hearing whats what in his world.

Anyway I wish you good luck with your alliance and welcome to Illyriad.


Edited by Tordenkaffen - 27 Aug 2011 at 21:49
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Points: 723 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Aug 2011 at 21:50
w.w.w.wuut...?
colon?

urrr ....*buurp*

l.l.l.looong life t..to.o.o the colon...
*fart*
... lony..and pro...pro..sperity ...
*falls on the ground unconscious*

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Greenhorn
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Points: 58 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Aug 2011 at 21:52
Ha! You guys make me laugh.

Yeah, I knew Nvp was going to post something like that. I knew he was messing with me. I just... wasn't prepared for the... Orcishness of his post. Shoulda known better... lol.
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Greenhorn
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Points: 58 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Aug 2011 at 21:53
Originally posted by Kilotov of DokGthung Kilotov of DokGthung wrote:

w.w.w.wuut...?
colon?

urrr ....*buurp*

l.l.l.looong life t..to.o.o the colon...
*fart*
... lony..and pro...pro..sperity ...
*falls on the ground unconscious*



See? Gnomish beer is not for everyone. Wait...didn't you buy horses from me the other day? Drinking and riding don't mix.
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Joined: 17 Jun 2011
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Points: 6903 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Aug 2011 at 22:52
I've been to Mal Motsha Kale ... there's nothing to see there.  Just a bunch of clay!  However, some of my alliance mates swear the mudholes are great for soaking in.

Here's to TCol, BSH and HUGS living in peace in Mal Motsha!
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Wordsmith
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Points: 124 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Aug 2011 at 01:23
Peas? dun wan to leev in peas, me wan big loud partees an dronk woman in no amor... lik new elf woman...

Rill if yu an odder elf woman cume to partee wit beer, we will liv in peas wit yu bot for orcs it be strange elf custom to liv in peas.

Sincerely nvp33 - Voice of The Horde

A curiously wellspoken orc
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Greenhorn
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Points: 58 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Aug 2011 at 02:48
Originally posted by nvp33 nvp33 wrote:

Peas? dun wan to leev in peas, me wan big loud partees an dronk woman in no amor... lik new elf woman...

Rill if yu an odder elf woman cume to partee wit beer, we will liv in peas wit yu bot for orcs it be strange elf custom to liv in peas.

Sincerely nvp33 - Voice of The Horde

A curiously wellspoken orc


Well, it certainly was curiously spoken, I shall give you that much...

That does give me an idea: The Colony shall host a drunken, armor less women party. Orcs are from BSH are welcome but, please, leave your Kobolds at the door...
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Wordsmith
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Points: 124 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Aug 2011 at 02:55
oke, me bring hyber feral rabid goblins instead
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