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Silent/Steadfast 
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Joined: 03 Jun 2011
Location: Pacific County
Status: Offline
Points: 553 |
 Posted: 24 Nov 2011 at 23:59 |
Granted, but since that's a stupid thing to wish for, it doesn't need corrupting.
I wish binky's next wish won't be silly.
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"Semantics are no protection from a 50 Megaton Thermonuclear Stormcrow."-Yggdrassil (June 21, 2011 6:48 PM)
"SCROLL ya donut!" Urgorr The Old (September 1, 2011 4:08 PM)
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Bonaparta
Postmaster
Joined: 03 Nov 2011
Location: Milky Way
Status: Offline
Points: 541 |
Posted: 25 Nov 2011 at 00:41 |
Granted, but Binky the berserker dies.
I wish I wasn't suicidal.
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Createure
Postmaster General
Joined: 07 Apr 2010
Location: uk
Status: Offline
Points: 1191 |
Posted: 25 Nov 2011 at 11:46 |
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Granted, now you are tidal.
I wish Orcs could fly.
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Kilotov of DokGthung
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Joined: 07 Jun 2011
Status: Offline
Points: 723 |
Posted: 25 Nov 2011 at 11:52 |
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granted. but their planes are barely working pieces of scrap metal and junk and will crash anyway..
i wish for Irish stew
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Createure
Postmaster General
Joined: 07 Apr 2010
Location: uk
Status: Offline
Points: 1191 |
Posted: 25 Nov 2011 at 11:55 |
Granted. He's a 7-ft macho macho man from Dublin, has wearing a green mankini and he wishes for you as much as you wish for him.
I wish I had more asparagus.
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Auraya
Postmaster
Joined: 17 Nov 2011
Status: Offline
Points: 523 |
Posted: 25 Nov 2011 at 12:38 |
Granted, everything you own is now made of asparagus. The only food you have is asparagus. You house is made entirely from asparagus. Your partner and all your children are also made from asparagus. Your work colleagues.. you guessed it, asparagus. Enough asparagus?
I wish for all insomniacs to become narcoleptic - and vice versa. So they can appreciate how the other side feels xD
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Createure
Postmaster General
Joined: 07 Apr 2010
Location: uk
Status: Offline
Points: 1191 |
Posted: 25 Nov 2011 at 12:59 |
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Well I wouldn't really say they are on 'opposite sides' since narcoleptics also have a predilection towards disturbed nocturnal sleep patterns. But ok then, granted. But you lose a finger in an unrelated horrific pencil sharpening incident.
I wish I had more wishes.
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Bonaparta
Postmaster
Joined: 03 Nov 2011
Location: Milky Way
Status: Offline
Points: 541 |
Posted: 25 Nov 2011 at 13:30 |
Granted! In your excitement you run the streets and asteroid falls on your head causing mini atomic like blast. But miracle happens and you survive with only scratches. You are rushed into hospital where you die because of doctors mistake.
I wish for vegetarian flying giant squid.
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Nilock
Greenhorn
Joined: 08 Aug 2011
Status: Offline
Points: 73 |
Posted: 26 Nov 2011 at 20:59 |
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Granted. you now have a flying giant squid made of Lettuce.
i wish i could have made a better corruption for that wish
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Kilotov of DokGthung
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Joined: 07 Jun 2011
Status: Offline
Points: 723 |
Posted: 26 Nov 2011 at 21:19 |
 Nilock wrote:
Granted. you now have a flying giant squid made of Lettuce.
i wish i could have made a better corruption for that wish
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granted, but from now one you will just make crappy corruptions.
i wish for sesame bread
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